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  • wizardgender:

    sound ON

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    • 2 years ago
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  • lamborghinea-pig:

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    Sometimes your day just gets made out of nowhere

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    • 2 years ago
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  • tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

    people will give a list of The Most Awesome Fucked Up Horror Movies Ever and it’s legit just violence against women. that’s the whole plot

    • 2 years ago
    • 408 notes
  • dyken:

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    doodled these

    words by Danusha Lameris “Feeding The Worms”

    (via birdsbeard)

    • 2 years ago
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  • laurasterisk:

    pebbleofgod:

    brosefvondudehomie:

    fullpraxisnow:

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    Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

    So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

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    As presented, brought to you by Jesus, and THE FRIGGING BIBLE

    (via birdsbeard)

    • 2 years ago
    • 350439 notes
    • #i mean fuck the bible but fuck billionaires even more
  • patrik-star:

    They are on a phone call

    (via birdsbeard)

    • 2 years ago
    • 64859 notes
  • westsounded-deactivated20221005:

    bro it’s 2021. get pegged, eat your own cum, idk live a little

    (via umbreon-kenobi-deactivated20210)

    • 2 years ago
    • 5890 notes
    • #its easy
    • #i see a post with pegging in it
    • #i hit reblog
  • officialgaryoak:

    ina-gartens-weave:

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    we have to say it

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    (via glitterweave)

    • 2 years ago
    • 26926 notes
    • #they really said that
  • me1o6ia:

    armsocks:

    funniest radfem sex take was “it is literally impossible to take pleasure in giving a blowjob”

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    • 2 years ago
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  • manstrans:

    felixitas:

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    howtofuckamonster:

    archdemoning:

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    viewtifulmarkovich:

    viewtifulmarkovich:

    justintaco:

    justintaco:

    I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

    “What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

    You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

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    If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

    For the uninformed:

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    This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

    here’s my issue with the harkness test

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    The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

    look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

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    Originally posted by frozen--roses

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    questioning myself after making this

    (via one-venti-neurosis)

    • 2 years ago
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